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Re: Килл Ми Плиз, ЗадолбаЛи и т.п.🦞

Спасибо

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Re: Килл Ми Плиз, ЗадолбаЛи и т.п.🦞

кстатида, на тубике удивительно много каналов для англоязычных, которые хотят учить русский (нахуя, другой вопрос, но хотят)

А это нынче какой-то зашквар - изучать русский? 

Анон

Re: Килл Ми Плиз, ЗадолбаЛи и т.п.🦞

А это нынче какой-то зашквар - изучать русский? 

да нет, просто одно дело учить английский который нужен всем, а другое - кому тот русский нах сдался. Ты же не учишь какой-нибудь венгерский, лол.

Анон

Re: Килл Ми Плиз, ЗадолбаЛи и т.п.🦞

кстатида, на тубике удивительно много каналов для англоязычных, которые хотят учить русский (нахуя, другой вопрос, но хотят)

А это нынче какой-то зашквар - изучать русский? 

Нахуя = зашквар.
Новый 39-й урок русскаго языка на холиварке. Не пропусти!

Анон

Re: Килл Ми Плиз, ЗадолбаЛи и т.п.🦞

и родителям надо поставить памятник: я бы такого идиота, как я тогда, прибил бы

Не заводи детей, анон   

Анон

Re: Килл Ми Плиз, ЗадолбаЛи и т.п.🦞

Об чем речь, аноны? Какой ЛилькинПапа?

Вот тема на форуме КМП:
http://forum.killpls.me/index.php/topic,90299.0.html

Спасибо. Припал. Если не фейк, то пиздец какой-то. Я б потрепался. Но это будет срач на 100500 страниц. Может в тему криминала?

Анон

Re: Килл Ми Плиз, ЗадолбаЛи и т.п.🦞

Об чем речь, аноны? Какой ЛилькинПапа?

Вот тема на форуме КМП:
http://forum.killpls.me/index.php/topic,90299.0.html

Спасибо. Припал. Если не фейк, то пиздец какой-то. Я б потрепался. Но это будет срач на 100500 страниц. Может в тему криминала?

А о чем сраться-то? Сама история мутная, нихера не понятно, кроме того, что папа уебище.

Анон

Re: Килл Ми Плиз, ЗадолбаЛи и т.п.🦞

А о чем сраться-то? Сама история мутная, нихера не понятно, кроме того, что папа уебище.

Я с тобой согласен. Но могут быть и другие мнения. Ладно, проехали. Может вообще фейк КГ/АМ

Анон

Re: Килл Ми Плиз, ЗадолбаЛи и т.п.🦞

А о чем сраться-то? Сама история мутная, нихера не понятно, кроме того, что папа уебище.

Я с тобой согласен. Но могут быть и другие мнения. Ладно, проехали. Может вообще фейк КГ/АМ

Согласен, что папа - уебище.
По вк сына - был в сети 15 ноября.
Другой анон

Анон

Re: Килл Ми Плиз, ЗадолбаЛи и т.п.🦞

Какой крутой пиздец реддитом надуло: https://www.reddit.com/r/confessions/co … _accident/

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When my baby sister got married, she wanted to delay having kids for as long as possible and talked about not trying until she was 35. She was just starting a PhD program in anthropology and had years of field work in weird places ahead of her. I thought she was being foolish and decided to help her out, and she was pregnant with their first baby within three months after getting married. It was perfect timing, because her due date fell three weeks after she was supposed to start three months of field work in New Guinea. Since she couldn’t do the field study, she had to give up her fellowship, and with no money for school had to leave after one semester. She convinced them to defer her fellowship for one year, but “oops” she was pregnant again six months after giving birth to their first. Her mentor was pretty fed up at that point, so she told her to “just go home and make more babies” when my sister tried to get a second deferral. She just announced she is now pregnant with their fourth and their oldest is still just five years old. She is the perfect little mommy who is on her way to a family that fills an 8 seater van before she turns 30.

How did I help? About six months before little sis got married, our oldest sister had a cancer scare and had to have a hysterectomy. Thankfully she had her kids young, but it was a good life lesson about how important it is for a woman to start her family early. Baby sister took a different lesson from big sis’s cancer — she decided to go all organic and stop hormonal birth control. I offered to help by buying her an expensive fertility monitor (Lady Comp), and I bought one too so we could “learn how to use it together.” That meant I had a good chance to keep track of her fertility as we both learned when were condom days and which were safe days.

About two months after they were married, I came up with an excuse to stay with for a few days around the time they would be ovulating. Mom agreed to take care of my kids for the trip. I paid a visit to my hippie friend before leaving to stock up on some cannibis oil. Once at sis’s place, I had plenty of time alone while they were out. I checked her fertility monitor, and sure enough she was all set to ovulate in 48 hours. Perfect! The next day, I went looking for their condoms and emptied them. Next I did some baking and made some brownies. Brother in law has a dairy issue, and I was on a diet, so I made a small batch just for sis with enough cannibis oil to get an elephant high. When they came home, I could tell sis was in the mood — isn’t Mother Nature wonderful — but was a little shy with me around. I whispered to her that a little alcohol would help, and the next thing I knew she was on her fourth glass and third brownie. At that point I casually brought up the fertility monitor and teasing them about sex suggested we check hers. I brought out mine instead, which was a very safe green. Sister was really confused and tried to explain how that had to be wrong, but the words came out as “cumdum” and “pregnut.” I patted her on the head and pulled the monitor out of her hand and replaced it with a vodka tonic that was mostly vodka and then led her back to their bedroom. I made a big deal of putting the [empty] box of condoms on the nightstand while I got her to down the vodka. I figured she would need some help getting out of her clothes so I stripped her naked and put a pillow under her butt with her legs dangling over the side of the bed.

I then told her husband that she was ready. He asked about the condoms and I said I was 100% sure this was perfect timing to skip the condom (it really was!) and that she was just confused.

Let’s just say nature took its course. I deleted all the data in her lady comp just to safe.

The second baby was even easier. I persuaded sis that she could not risk a second accident and had to get on hormonal birth control. Since she was breast feeding, the Nuva Ring was the obvious choice. Did you know they are really sensitive to heat? No, really? Volunteering to baby sit gave me easy access to the extra Nuba rings in her fridge. I knew she did not want those hormones in her body, so I really thought I was doing her a favor to let her have all natural unprotected sex without having to worry.

EDIT — I am getting some really negative feedback, so I should clarify that babies 3 and 4 were planned by sis and her husband, and she says now she wants “at least” one more. I feel vindicated that she is voluntarily choosing to stay home and have a big family. That proves I did the right thing. I just helped her make the right decision. Once school was no longer an option and there was no way she could get a decent job with just a bachelor’s degree in anthropology, she put all of her energy into being a perfect wife and mommy. She’s always been an overachiever like that.

Анон

Re: Килл Ми Плиз, ЗадолбаЛи и т.п.🦞

История пиздец (с good little mommy отдельно крипануло), но я чет не понял, как она могла начинать ее PhD, а потом "всего лишь bachelor's degree". Але, там MSc где проебалось? Короче, надеюсь, влажные фантазии.

Анон

Re: Килл Ми Плиз, ЗадолбаЛи и т.п.🦞

По вк сына - был в сети 15 ноября.

Инфа устарела: уже сегодня был.

Анон

Re: Килл Ми Плиз, ЗадолбаЛи и т.п.🦞

Короче, надеюсь, влажные фантазии.

Ну, если там даже речи об абортах не идет... ставлю на фантазии, угу.

Анон

Re: Килл Ми Плиз, ЗадолбаЛи и т.п.🦞

А о чем сраться-то? Сама история мутная, нихера не понятно, кроме того, что папа уебище.

Я с тобой согласен. Но могут быть и другие мнения. Ладно, проехали. Может вообще фейк КГ/АМ

У меня другое. Не поняла, почему папа уёбище. Не ангел ни разу, но вот так прямо?..

Анон

Re: Килл Ми Плиз, ЗадолбаЛи и т.п.🦞

У меня другое. Не поняла, почему папа уёбище. Не ангел ни разу, но вот так прямо?..

Достаточно одних последних постов в ЖЖшечке, которые как раз про это нападение.
Там ни грамма беспокойства о сыне, чувства вины, вообще ни грамма нормальных человеческих чувств. Сплошная рисовка, приосанивание и дешевый театр. Если история про шесть ножевых правдива, то это пиздец. Если папаша это все выдумал для пиара - не меньший пиздец.

А если почитать более ранние посты, то из них следует, что сына пиздили и подвергали идиотским казарменным ограничениям типа играть на компе не больше часа, мобилой дома не пользоваться. При этом мужик сам признает, что заниматься сыном у него времени и сил не хватало. Зато измываться - хватало вполне.
В общем, было нападение или нет и насколько серьезное толком неясно, но если верить тому, что папаша писал об отношениях с сыном, то он совершенно заслужил свои 6 ножевых.

Анон

Re: Килл Ми Плиз, ЗадолбаЛи и т.п.🦞

почитать более ранние посты, то из них следует, что сына пиздили и подвергали идиотским казарменным ограничениям типа играть на компе не больше часа, мобилой дома не пользоваться. При этом мужик сам признает, что заниматься сыном у него времени и сил не хватало. Зато измываться - хватало вполне.

Плюс история с аппендицитом и невыплаченые алименты на первую жену.

Анон

Re: Килл Ми Плиз, ЗадолбаЛи и т.п.🦞

Какой крутой пиздец реддитом надуло: https://www.reddit.com/r/confessions/co … _accident/

▼Скрытый текст⬍

When my baby sister got married, she wanted to delay having kids for as long as possible and talked about not trying until she was 35. She was just starting a PhD program in anthropology and had years of field work in weird places ahead of her. I thought she was being foolish and decided to help her out, and she was pregnant with their first baby within three months after getting married. It was perfect timing, because her due date fell three weeks after she was supposed to start three months of field work in New Guinea. Since she couldn’t do the field study, she had to give up her fellowship, and with no money for school had to leave after one semester. She convinced them to defer her fellowship for one year, but “oops” she was pregnant again six months after giving birth to their first. Her mentor was pretty fed up at that point, so she told her to “just go home and make more babies” when my sister tried to get a second deferral. She just announced she is now pregnant with their fourth and their oldest is still just five years old. She is the perfect little mommy who is on her way to a family that fills an 8 seater van before she turns 30.

How did I help? About six months before little sis got married, our oldest sister had a cancer scare and had to have a hysterectomy. Thankfully she had her kids young, but it was a good life lesson about how important it is for a woman to start her family early. Baby sister took a different lesson from big sis’s cancer — she decided to go all organic and stop hormonal birth control. I offered to help by buying her an expensive fertility monitor (Lady Comp), and I bought one too so we could “learn how to use it together.” That meant I had a good chance to keep track of her fertility as we both learned when were condom days and which were safe days.

About two months after they were married, I came up with an excuse to stay with for a few days around the time they would be ovulating. Mom agreed to take care of my kids for the trip. I paid a visit to my hippie friend before leaving to stock up on some cannibis oil. Once at sis’s place, I had plenty of time alone while they were out. I checked her fertility monitor, and sure enough she was all set to ovulate in 48 hours. Perfect! The next day, I went looking for their condoms and emptied them. Next I did some baking and made some brownies. Brother in law has a dairy issue, and I was on a diet, so I made a small batch just for sis with enough cannibis oil to get an elephant high. When they came home, I could tell sis was in the mood — isn’t Mother Nature wonderful — but was a little shy with me around. I whispered to her that a little alcohol would help, and the next thing I knew she was on her fourth glass and third brownie. At that point I casually brought up the fertility monitor and teasing them about sex suggested we check hers. I brought out mine instead, which was a very safe green. Sister was really confused and tried to explain how that had to be wrong, but the words came out as “cumdum” and “pregnut.” I patted her on the head and pulled the monitor out of her hand and replaced it with a vodka tonic that was mostly vodka and then led her back to their bedroom. I made a big deal of putting the [empty] box of condoms on the nightstand while I got her to down the vodka. I figured she would need some help getting out of her clothes so I stripped her naked and put a pillow under her butt with her legs dangling over the side of the bed.

I then told her husband that she was ready. He asked about the condoms and I said I was 100% sure this was perfect timing to skip the condom (it really was!) and that she was just confused.

Let’s just say nature took its course. I deleted all the data in her lady comp just to safe.

The second baby was even easier. I persuaded sis that she could not risk a second accident and had to get on hormonal birth control. Since she was breast feeding, the Nuva Ring was the obvious choice. Did you know they are really sensitive to heat? No, really? Volunteering to baby sit gave me easy access to the extra Nuba rings in her fridge. I knew she did not want those hormones in her body, so I really thought I was doing her a favor to let her have all natural unprotected sex without having to worry.

EDIT — I am getting some really negative feedback, so I should clarify that babies 3 and 4 were planned by sis and her husband, and she says now she wants “at least” one more. I feel vindicated that she is voluntarily choosing to stay home and have a big family. That proves I did the right thing. I just helped her make the right decision. Once school was no longer an option and there was no way she could get a decent job with just a bachelor’s degree in anthropology, she put all of her energy into being a perfect wife and mommy. She’s always been an overachiever like that.

Наверняка тролль, но ведь есть и те, кто реально так делает. Ебануться.

Анон

Re: Килл Ми Плиз, ЗадолбаЛи и т.п.🦞

Наверняка тролль, но ведь есть и те, кто реально так делает. Ебануться.

Ну, как бы календарный метод это лютая хуйня. И вообще, всегда можно сделать аборт. Но это 100% тролль, слишком жирно.

Анон

Re: Килл Ми Плиз, ЗадолбаЛи и т.п.🦞

Люблю своего мужа, у нас все хорошо, но единственный минус — это его семья. Они реально задолбали. Сестра звонит ему каждый день и рассказывает обо всех своих делах по полтора часа. То же самое с его мамой. Апогеем стало то, что он собрался отменить наш отпуск, который я целый год планировала и уже заплатила за билеты и отель, потому что его маме нужна будет помощь на даче как раз в это время. Разговоры не помогают, у него семья — это святое, а я всегда на втором месте.

https://ideer.ru/100605

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Re: Килл Ми Плиз, ЗадолбаЛи и т.п.🦞

Разговоры не помогают, у него семья — это святое, а я всегда на втором месте.

Сразу нахуй такое.
Никаких "мест" вообще в семье быть не должно, вы не на олимпиаде, блядь. Жена - на месте жены, сестра - на месте сестры, мать - на месте матери. Всё.
Для анона это первый звоночек. Слышишь от мужика что-нибудь в духе "У меня мать всегда на первом месте" - шлёшь нахуй, 100% не прогадаешь 

Отредактировано (2018-11-23 13:42:25)

Анон

Re: Килл Ми Плиз, ЗадолбаЛи и т.п.🦞

При этом мужик сам признает, что заниматься сыном у него времени и сил не хватало.

А где в этой истории мать? Всегда бесит, когда в подобных историях тот, кто брал ответственность и ебался как мог (возможно, хуево, и ебанатил в процессе) - однозначно мудак, а съебавшая ебака - окнорм, ну слабый(ая), не выдержал, бывает

Анон

Re: Килл Ми Плиз, ЗадолбаЛи и т.п.🦞

А где в этой истории мать

какой необычный вопрос

Анон

Re: Килл Ми Плиз, ЗадолбаЛи и т.п.🦞

А где в этой истории мать?

А хороший вопрос, анон так и не понял, где мать и жива ли она вообще.

Анон

Re: Килл Ми Плиз, ЗадолбаЛи и т.п.🦞

анон так и не понял, где мать и жива ли она вообще.

Жива, раздает интервью со скупыми слезами, типа Семен всегда был таким умным, развитым, я ему сейчас (в СИЗО) помогаю. Какого хера не воспитывала детей, не говорит.

Анон

Re: Килл Ми Плиз, ЗадолбаЛи и т.п.🦞

на последней странице кмпшного обсуждения пишут про мать, что она развелась два года назад, а после рождения дочери начала бухать